S is fun. Then come M and T; they’re the hardest. Skip three and it’s the other S or “Honey Do” day. But those three that are skipped, they’re WTF.
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Growing up follows a bell curve; it’s best when you’re over the hump!
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Good guys are human shields. Bad guys use them.
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It isn’t what happens to you that matters. It’s what you do with it.
Be thankful.
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The human race is often amusing but sometimes dangerous. That’s why I display a smile but conceal a handgun.
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When the hotel room is old and it smells, is that “atmosphere”?
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“Gun Control” means not using hand lotion.
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Dear airlines: “Duration” is not how much time is left in the flight. Get a dictionary and look up “remainder”.
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The older I get, the more tolerant I become of strangeness, except when it objects to mine.
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Ignorance is like the digit 0. You can fill your head with ‘em but you still know nothing.