“Gun Control” means not using hand lotion.
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Dear airlines: “Duration” is not how much time is left in the flight. Get a dictionary and look up “remainder”.
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The older I get, the more tolerant I become of strangeness, except when it objects to mine.
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Ignorance is like the digit 0. You can fill your head with ‘em but you still know nothing.
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So goes your grits, so goes your day.
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When the towel you’re about to use after the shower smells like you did before the shower, it’s time for a new towel.