Last Time Mode

• hear that raucous alarm clock;
• use one of these paper thin bath towels;
• sneak a coffee out of the buffet breakfast because there’s none elsewhere; or
• wait for hours at a crowded airport gate before sitting for hours in a full airplane, and then wait a whole fricken’ hour at the luggage carousel where everyone jams up front even though the bags coming out aren’t from their flight.

For a while, that is.