WTF? The Social Security Administration is buying 174,000 rounds of .357 hollow point ammunition? Social Security? ???

Are they arming up for some soon to be announced EES – Euthanasia Enforcement Squads? (Seems like that’s about the only way to solve Social Security’s insolvency and, at the same time, duck the obviously looming health care debacle.)

Hey! You with the walker. Pick it up, doll, and put it down and tighten up that gap in the line. We’re falling behind today’s quota.

And don’t forget, everyone: remove all jewelry before entering the scanner. Nothing in your pockets. You’ve heard it before: ‘You can’t take it with you.’

Keep it moving!

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