He Said, She Said

She: Does it bother you I have so many male friends on Facebook?

He: No, dear. [pause] Does it bother you that I pick up sluts on business trips?

She: Did you say, “slots”? You know I don’t like you to gamble!

He: Uhm, … OK, I won’t.

[pause]

She: Love you.

He: Love you, too.

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