Clipped from spam this morning, I found this opening line for a story:
Dressing up as a medieval princess is all well and good, but …
Hmmm, what’d’ya think?
How ’bout a Police blotter story? I can just see Trooper Willy Johnson in all his finery stopping a car full of transvestites.
(You can thank your lucky stars I don’t have a picture to accompany this!)