Clipped from spam this morning, I found this opening line for a story:
Dressing up as a medieval princess is all well and good, but …
Hmmm, what’d’ya think?
Space adventure?
Hospital thriller?
How ’bout a Police blotter story? I can just see Trooper Willy Johnson in all his finery stopping a car full of transvestites.
…
(You can thank your lucky stars I don’t have a picture to accompany this!)
It was a dark and stormy night as I viewed the sheen from streetlights reflecting off the road before me…
(I got that one about a week ago.)