Clipped from spam this morning, I found this opening line for a story:

Dressing up as a medieval princess is all well and good, but …

Hmmm, what’d’ya think?

Space adventure?

Hospital thriller?

How ’bout a Police blotter story? I can just see Trooper Willy Johnson in all his finery stopping a car full of transvestites.

(You can thank your lucky stars I don’t have a picture to accompany this!)

1 thought on “Spam-spiration

  1. It was a dark and stormy night as I viewed the sheen from streetlights reflecting off the road before me…

    (I got that one about a week ago.)

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