I’m pretty sure too much of anything is bad, but I have a few to go.

Every liberal is a future conservative. They just haven’t been … taken advantage of … enough yet.

I respect the Office of the President of the United States.
I just wish the President did, too.

Being right means you can be wronged.

There’s no such thing as a pack of alpha dogs. Instead, there’s usually just one alpha dog followed by a bunch of yep’y mutts.

Moral: Chart your own course.

If it is the journey that matters, take the interesting path.

If each generation tries not to repeat their parent’s mistakes, how come the world is still so messed up?

What horrifies me is not that one side is aghast at the purportedly outrageous claims of the other, but that both are.

The nice thing about a Colonoscopy is … … (gimme a sec … …)