I’m pretty sure too much of anything is bad, but I have a few to go.
Real Men
“Real men write in machine language and key it in through the front panel.” Ed Skinner
Fast Eddie’s Wisdom
Every liberal is a future conservative. They just haven’t been … taken advantage of … enough yet.
Fast Eddie’s Wisdom
I respect the Office of the President of the United States. I just wish the President did, too.
Fast Eddie’s Wisdom
Being right means you can be wronged.
Fast Eddie’s Wisdom
There’s no such thing as a pack of alpha dogs. Instead, there’s usually just one alpha dog followed by a bunch of yep’y mutts. Moral: Chart your own course.
Fast Eddie’s Wisdom
If it is the journey that matters, take the interesting path.
Fast Eddie’s Wisdom
If each generation tries not to repeat their parent’s mistakes, how come the world is still so messed up?
Fast Eddie’s Wisdom
What horrifies me is not that one side is aghast at the purportedly outrageous claims of the other, but that both are.
Fast Eddie’s Wisdom
The nice thing about a Colonoscopy is … … (gimme a sec … …)